What's News Pussycat?
What's News Pussycat?
Rosie
A Site For Cat Lovers
Wednesday 30 September 2015
Tuesday 29 September 2015
Monday 28 September 2015
Sod's Law - Trips To The Vet
It is the law of sod, that when you need a taxi to take the cat to the vet its takes farking 30 minutes to arrive!
Friday 25 September 2015
Thursday 24 September 2015
Wednesday 23 September 2015
Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Staring
Staring at my intently from the windowsill, in the early hours, won't get me out of bed any faster in the mornings to feed you.
Tuesday 22 September 2015
Monday 21 September 2015
Onoging Advice To My Cat - Claw Shedding
When you shed your claws on the floor/carpet, please could you pick them up and dispose of them properly.
Friday 18 September 2015
Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Dining Etiquette
There is no need to drag your food from your plate onto the floor when you are eating. The clean plate that we provide you with is there to be used for eating from.
Thursday 17 September 2015
Ongoing Advice To My Cat - The Morning Parade
The morning cat parade and circus on our bed is all very entertaining and "spectacular". However, please could you reschedule it from 4am to something a little closer to 7am?
Wednesday 16 September 2015
Tuesday 15 September 2015
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
When you feel you are about to throw up, please vacate the duvet on our bed (especially when we are still sleeping underneath it).
Monday 14 September 2015
Friday 11 September 2015
Thursday 10 September 2015
Kudos To My Cat
Kudos to my cat for vomiting her food back into her bowl, thus ensuring that there was no mess on the floor and enabling her to eat it later.
Wednesday 9 September 2015
Tuesday 8 September 2015
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
When you throw up in the kitchen during the night, please could you place a warning sign near the puke so that we don't step on it in the morning.
Monday 7 September 2015
Friday 4 September 2015
Ongoing Advice To My Cat
When after Dreamies may I suggest that you ask a human to serve you, rather than trying to nick them in the middle of the night and knocking over the knife block (causing it to smash your bowl) in the process?
Thursday 3 September 2015
Wednesday 2 September 2015
Tuesday 1 September 2015
Ongoing Advice To Our Cat and Visiting Cats
Please conduct your cat races up and down our wooden stairways during the daytime, not in the middle of the night!
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